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No Joke: The Onion Launches CitySearch Competitor
Source: TechCrunch

America's Finest News Source has launched Decider, a local entertainment site that includes interviews, event information, and restaurant reviews. The site is initially launching with content for Chicago, with plans to support more cities over the next few months.

Bush's YouTube Moment - What He Really Thinks About the Economy and Housing Crisis
Source: The Washington Post

At his press conference two weeks ago, President Bush stiffly acknowledged that these were difficult times for many American families, while strenuously insisting that the economy is "basically sound."

Reality Show Punks Chris Rock: False Accusations Of Sex With A Minor Not Funny?
Source: eurweb.com

Rock was in South Africa as part of his "No Apologies" comedy tour when he was told he'd be arrested for the sexual assault of an underage British girl.

Jimmy Kimmel Is F**king Ben Affleck, and Gays Everywhere
Source: 236.com

First, Sarah Silverman made a hilarious music video for boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel called "I'm F***ing Matt Damon." Then Kimmel countered with a response called "I'm F***ing Ben Affleck," which upped the ante and became a "We Are The World" spoof, complete with cameos by Brad Pitt, R …

Allergic Teen Nearly Dies From Being Pelted With Eggs
Source: Scotsman.com News

A TEENAGER with an allergy to diary products was left fighting for his life after being pelted in the street with eggs, it emerged yesterday. Sandy Main, 16, collapsed in the street after being hit by eggs thrown from a car.

Racist parents make their kids say the darndest things
Source: Racialicious

Wow. Not only did this make it to CollegeHumor.com, but it has been rated a "National Pick," which presumably means a lot of people like this video. Warning: Fairly strong language in video. Possibly NSFW (I used headphones.)

Yale Student's Lawyer Says Flag Burning Was Just a Prank
Source: The New York Times

The three Yale students arrested early Tuesday for burning an American flag were not trying to making a political statement, but were just pulling a prank, according to their lawyer.

Rush Limbaugh Knows Fox's Daily Show Knock-off is a Loser

If you didn't already know, Fox News is producing a knock off of Comedy Central's Daily Show called The 1/2 Hour News Hour.

Ant & Dec Insure Each Other
Source: theslant.co.uk

Bank managers get ready to rumble.

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