No Joke: The Onion Launches CitySearch CompetitorSource: TechCrunch
America's Finest News Source has launched Decider, a local entertainment site that includes interviews, event information, and restaurant reviews. The site is initially launching with content for Chicago, with plans to support more cities over the next few months.
Jimmy Kimmel Is F**king Ben Affleck, and Gays EverywhereSource: 236.com
First, Sarah Silverman made a hilarious music video for boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel called "I'm F***ing Matt Damon." Then Kimmel countered with a response called "I'm F***ing Ben Affleck," which upped the ante and became a "We Are The World" spoof, complete with cameos by Brad Pitt, R …
Allergic Teen Nearly Dies From Being Pelted With EggsSource: Scotsman.com News
A TEENAGER with an allergy to diary products was left fighting for his life after being pelted in the street with eggs, it emerged yesterday.
Sandy Main, 16, collapsed in the street after being hit by eggs thrown from a car.
Racist parents make their kids say the darndest thingsSource: Racialicious
Wow. Not only did this make it to CollegeHumor.com, but it has been rated a "National Pick," which presumably means a lot of people like this video.
Warning: Fairly strong language in video. Possibly NSFW (I used headphones.)

If you didn't already know, Fox News is producing a knock off of Comedy Central's Daily Show called The 1/2 Hour News Hour.