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5 reasons to bare it all on your next vacation

These are hard times for clothing-optional travelers.

Hilary Swank: I let boyfriend’s son see me nude

Hilary Swank isn’t known for doffing her duds on the big screen. But her revelation that she goes nude in real life — in front of her boyfriend’s 6-year-old son — has sparked such a controversy that it threatens to upstage her bid for a third Oscar: a new biopic about legendary aviatrix Amelia Earhart.

Accused nude doorbell ringer pleads not guilty

A man suspected of appearing nude at homes and ringing doorbells is being held on $60,000 bail after pleading not guilty to a series of charges. Peter Allen Steele, who is 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighs 250 pounds, entered his not guilty pleas Tuesday after being charged with seven counts, including driving under the influence, evading a peace officer, indecent exposure and entering a house without permission.

Police: Nude man who was hot lied about robbery

Lincoln police arrested a man who they said made up a story about being robbed to explain why he was walking around a city park naked. Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said the man was arrested and jailed Wednesday night on suspicion of indecent exposure and making a false statement to police.

New Zealand airline issues nude safety video

New Zealand's national airline has adopted a cheeky way to encourage passengers to watch its in-flight safety video: The cabin crew's uniforms are nothing but body paint.

Swiss heartland voters ban nude hiking in Alps

Voters in the heart of the Swiss Alps on Sunday passed legislation banning naked hiking after dozens of mostly German nudists started rambling through their picturesque region.

Parents get cheerleader coach fired for nude pix

“Sis boom bah” will never have the same meaning again at a California high school after the family of an ousted cheerleader ratted out a coach for posing nude on a Playboy Web site. But the family insists it was a matter of morals and respect — not sour grapes — that led them to full dis-clothesure.

Bid on a Matt Lauer nude (painting)

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder — if that’s true, then let the bidding begin! Play your cards right, and you could end up the proud owner of a nude masterpiece painted by one of the TODAY hosts.

It's breasts, not bombs, at Paraguay nuke protest

Activists in Paraguay are showing a little skin for world peace.

Nude biker leads trooper on chase in bad weather

A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges. A police report said a 35-year-old man kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident.

Prison for Md. man who put ex's nude photos on Web

A Maryland man is going to prison for posting nude photos of his ex-wife on the Internet.

'Sexting’ surprise: Teens face child porn charges

In an unusual legal case arising from the increasingly popular practice known as “sexting,” six Pennsylvania high school students are facing child pornography charges after three teenage girls allegedly took nude or semi-nude photos of themselves and shared them with male classmates via their cell phones.

French first lady wins damages over nude bags

A French court has ordered a clothing firm to pay euro40,000 ($56,200) in damages for distributing bags bearing a nude image of France's first lady, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.

Priest gets probation for jogging nude at track

A Catholic priest convicted of indecent exposure for jogging naked around a track at a high school has been sentenced to five years probation.

Man accused of driving in the buff on interstate

A 30-year-old man faces criminal charges after police said he was spotted driving nude on Interstate 84 in Southbury. Troopers said the man was driving nude on I-84 Wednesday morning near Exit 14, near the state police barracks.

Skinny-dipping tailgater accused of kneeing cop

A tailgater skinny dipping inside a truck bed at a University of Massachusetts football game has been charged with assault for allegedly kneeing a campus police officer in the groin.

Construction workers complain about nude skater

Portland Police took a waterfront Lady Godiva down a notch this week. Barely. They were getting calls about a nude skater whizzing past tourists and rush-hour commuters.

PBS keeps 'King Lear' nude decision under wraps

Ian McKellen's acclaimed performance in "King Lear" is coming to PBS, but a public TV executive was coy Saturday about whether his on-stage nude scene will be exposed on air.

Euro 2008: 2,008 Naked Fans

It might be a good time to make strategic use of a yellow card.

Auction of French First Lady Nude Photo

A nude photo of France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy will be auctioned off at a sale next month in New York City, an auction house said.

Poster Too Steamy for London Subway

London's transport authority has refused to display a poster featuring the 16th century "Venus" by German artist Lucas Cranach the Elder, saying it is overtly sexual.

Nude Rug Portrait Found in Garbage Bin

Tamera Bremer has her woven self-portrait back. It's a bit stinky but the image is as curvy and naked as the day it was stolen. In October, the weaving was taken from an exhibit at Linfield College, where the Portland artist is an adjunct professor.

Women Spot 'Unencumbered' Motorist

Word that a man was caught driving in the buff through town has Mayor Marion Presley hustling to get the real skinny out about the Illinois community: West Frankfort is not a nudist colony.

Priest Pleads Not Guilty in Nude Jogging

A Catholic priest charged with indecent exposure after jogging naked in the pre-dawn darkness has pleaded not guilty and asked for a jury trial.

Nude Self-Portrait on a Rug Pinched

Tamera Bremer titled the life-size nude self-portrait she laboriously wove into a rug "the sexy sex: all-nude review rug one." Somebody apparently found it fetching, and late Monday it vanished from an exhibit floor at Linfield College.

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A Few Words of Advice on Nudity and Hindsight

Somewhere out there, there's a picture of me naked. It's a Polaroid shot taken with an instant camera (y'know, back when cameras needed film). I'm lying on a bed, wearing nothing but me birthday suit.

Man says he wasn't giving a peep show -- he had explosive diarrhea
Source: South Florida Sun-Sentinel

We thought we'd heard ever excuse imaginable from flashers. But here's a new one: "explosive diarrhea."

No penalty for man who filmed naked children
Source: thelocal.se

A 29-year-old counselor caught secretly filming naked children at a Swedish summer camp won't be punished for his crimes.

Caught on camera: naked love rival flees furious husband
Source: Telegraph

A naked man who climbed out of a window and hid on the ledge to escape his lover's furious husband has been caught on camera.

Virginia Man Arrested for Being Nude in His Own Home
Source: breitbart.tv

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me."

Deputy responds to reports of 'bloody, nude female'
Source: nwfdailynews.com

An Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office deputy responded to reports of a "bloody, nude female" at a house on Kelly Street on Oct. 6.

Miss Nude World Opens In Iowa
Source: KCCI.COM

DES MOINES, Iowa -- The Miss Nude World Competition is bringing cash and controversy to Des Moines this week.

Stripping woman fails to avoid jerky arrest
Source: metro.co.uk

A woman's attempt to avoid arrest over shoplifting some beef jerky proved ineffective, as it turned out that stripping in front of policemen won't stop them from arresting you. Kicking them in the groin also doesn't help you cause, apparently.

Report: Reid poses nude for Playboy
Source: ABC Action News

Actress Tara Reid has overcome her physical insecurities and stripped off for an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine, according to reports.

Playboy Features Marge Simpson on Cover
Source: Yahoo! News

Marge is about to do something Homer might not approve of. Playboy magazine is turning over its cover to the matriarch of Springfield's first family: Marge Simpson.

Topless woman arrested on street in York
Source: TheState.com

YORK -- A 50-year-old woman was arrested Tuesday after police found her half nude, walking along Kelly Road in York.

Photo of nude 10-year-old Brooke Shields, 'Spiritual Americana,' part of Tate Modern pop art exhibit
Source: NY Daily News

An exhibition at the Tate Modern will feature a photograph of a nude ten-year-old Brooke Shields alongside sexually explicit pop art - a decision akin to rolling out a welcome mat for perverts, outraged critics charge. The inclusion of Richard Price's 1983 work 'Spiritual Ame …

Today's tip: When you're the only person nude, you're not at a nude beach
Source: South Florida Sun-Sentinel

Two women saw Joseph Robert Romano sitting without clothes on Walton Rocks Beach.

Left Employing Sexist Tactics to Discredit Giles, O'Keefe?

The above headline has been borrowed from biggovernment.com columnist Dana Loesch, who makes the startling claim asks the provocative question as part of an article decrying the sexism of the Democratic party.

Pizza workers strike over Internet porn
Source: CNET.com

I cannot imagine how much fun it is to work at a pizza-making plant. Indeed, the mere fact that there exist plants to make pizza seems entirely unedifying to me.

71-year-old Fort Worth man cited for doing yardwork in the buff
Source: star-telegram.com

Add this to the list of things that should never be done in the nude. A 71-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct Sunday after he was spotted trimming his back yard in the buff.

Nude Beachers Told To Cover Up (Video)
Source: WBAL-TV

Threatened with a change in clothing rules, hundreds of nude people showed up with protest signs at a historically nude beach in San Diego.

Liquid Libido Enhancer: Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives
Source: SPIEGEL ONLINE

A brewmeister in Bavaria is convinced that he has come up with the "world's first sexy beer," a tipple that will not only boost libidos, but also fertility and potency. Will "Erotic Beer" prove to be better than Viagra?

Naked pictures of French first lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy set for New York exhibit
Source: NY Daily News

New Yorkers are going to see Carla Bruni Sarkozy as most people never have before - in the nude.

Nude-ish sculpture stirring controversy in Silt
Source:

Rock-hard buttocks are easy to find in the town of Silt, Colorado. But it has nothing to do with fitness.

Homeless man showers nude at public park, gets arrested
Source: nwfdailynews.com

A 44-year-old homeless man denied showering nude at Beasley Park but could not produce a pair of wet shorts to prove he'd worn them in the shower, according to his arrest report.

Lady Gaga in nude photos
Source: Straits Times Interactive - SINGAPORE

LOS ANGELES - AMERICAN singer Lady Gaga is in the news again, this time not for crazy outfits, but for going completely nude in a photo shoot.

Nude model photo comes with curves-pic & article
Source: 10connects.com

The 20-year-old woman's photo is featured in an article about feeling comfortable in your skin, in September's issue of Glamour magazine.

The Gorgeous Girls of Miss Universe 2009: Bikini Edition (SFW)
Source: coed magazine

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