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Supermarket Tab 'Weekly World News,' Home Of Bat Boy, Sold To -- Bat BoyHICAGO A New York investors group calling itself Bat Boy LLC has bought the one-time supermarket tabloid Weekly World News from American Media Operations Inc., it was announced over the weekend.
I'll admit, I read the moniker Snow Job Square Glasses in the NYT. Then I started doing what I do from time to time - cheesy alterations. I believe parody is fair use.
In a move described grimly as a cereal killing, General Mills has outraged concerned parent groups with it's launch of new Lucky Charms "Booger Bits."
Not many people know that the prototype for Viagra was developed in wartime Germany. "Where would the Nazis have been without the geometric precision of their parades?" ponders historian Helmut Biggerstaff. "This topical medicament, labeled Wiagra, was sold in health food stores.
Man Marries GoatNEW DELHI - Not to be outdone, a Sudanese man, Charles Tombe, has married a goat. Tombe was forced to marry Rose, a goat, by its owner in a 'shot gun wedding ceremony' after he was found copulating with the animal.
NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.
80% of Kids to Dress up as Mortgage Foreclosure Bankers this Halloween - UncyclopediaA "what are YOU going to be for Halloween" survey conducted last week by a reliable source* has yielded shocking results: 8 out of every ten small children proclaimed that they were going to dress up as home mortgage bankers this year.
You gotta love the lefties - and the lefties gotta love everyone from the look of things. They think anyone can marry anyone and that we should all love that, that is unless we are talking on a molecular level.
(Roteau-Reuters News Service) Inspired by the success of the Condom Lollipop, a certain purveyor of ice cream tried its own version of cross-marketing. Sadly, results were flaccid.
Provo-Lony, UT Catering to the conservative tastes of the upper-mid-southwest, AquaGroup Corp plans to open a "family-friendlier" water park that will feature not just separate pools for men and women, but also clothed sea mammals.
Aries 3/21 – 4/19 Setbacks are like eating cheese all week, they are good at first but hurt in the end. Keep yourself limber in the timber and don't wait to evacuate. This week remember this from: Annie Savoy: I believe in the Church of Baseball.
Are you boring? How would you know? This week's hora-bora-scope will include a bor-ometer so you can be aware of your snooze quotient for the week. Your potential to bore will be on an ascending scale, 0 to 5 nods. Wake up!!!!
Aries 3/21 – 4/19 This will be a trying week for you. Pick away at your nose and keep it to the grindstone. You will find a new prescription on life, but it will have side effects.
Aries 3/21 – 4/19 Get to work, laziness is next to loneliness. Deception keeps you confused, though that is not uncommon. Your voice will echo in your bathroom.
Whilst the author here lays claim to being the laziest person on newsvine, it occurs to her, that, in a spirit of magnanimity, the honors ought be spread around. After all, there is more than one kind of laziness. This little quiz will place you on the laziness spectrum.
Aries 3/21 – 4/19 All your hard work finally pays off with even harder work. Life makes the alternative look lifeless. Keep on fighting the good fight, but watch the body blows, your gut can't take it. This week will bring you pickled snake head fish.
By now, who hasn't heard about The Goat That Saved a Boeing 757 , but did you know what else those remarkable cloven-hoofed ruminants are up to?
BOISE, Idaho - Allegations of Sen. Larry Craig (R) being a creepy perv took a turn for the worse today when an eyewitness stepped forward to confirm that Sen. Craig routinely recorded liberal propaganda on his Tivo.
Aries 3/21 – 4/19 Life is not just a box of chocolates, so get out there and sink your teeth into the real meat of it! Call an old flame and come clean with them about your indiscretions. Don't forget to keep your many prescriptions current.
...for the week ending 9/1/07 Aries 3/21 – 4/19 You have an amazing ability to work with others. Your blank expressions and mindless anecdotes build strong relationships with those incarcerated. September will bring you the trots and an ugly blister.
Asheville, NC -- "I was just sitting on my back steps, having a beer, when suddenly I heard a "yip" from around the area of the dog house," begins Lacey Lindley, a long time resident of Sunny Side trailer park here in the shelter of the North Carolina mountains, "I thought Scruf …
Imagine Newsvine as a book store...in amongst its revered aisles you have many weighty tomes full of valuable information and provocative tales. You wander through your favourite aisles, checking to see if your pet authors have written anything new lately.
BEREA, OH - BREAKING NEWS - In a scene that looks like it should have come straight out of Dick's Divine Invasion, homeowners Earl and Melinda Keats returned from an evening mass last Saturday to find a chaotic situation of - forgive this humble writer - biblical proportions.
Last night, in an event that will surely disturb Elvis fan-clubs around the world, a self-proclaimed Elvis-impersonator has been abducted by alien zombies.
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