Gawker Endorsement: Don't Vote for BloombergSource: Gawker
Tomorrow is Election Day! You will probably not vote, because there are no contested races for anything important in 90% of the nation. But if you are a New Yorker, we have one message: don't vote for Michael Bloomberg.

Obama apparently can't. He touched the "third rail." He tried to reform old people's health care.
They've risen up. They've ruined his Presidency. He's now doomed.
Why Seniors Oppose Government-Run Health Care (Except for Their Own)Source: The Washington Post
In late July, President Obama recounted a letter from a woman who told him, "I don't want government-run health care, I don't want socialized medicine, and don't touch my Medicare." The president chuckled. "That's what Medicare is," he protested at an AARP town hall.
Grandma's Old PartySource: Firedoglake
Golly, it sure is heartwarming how conservatives everywhere are suddenly discovering a deep concern for the well-being of senior citizens.
50 Million Americans to Get $250 ChecksSource: Yahoo! News
More than 50 million retirees can expect to receive $250 payments from the government in the next few weeks as their share of the economic stimulus package enacted in February.

This is a followup to some comments I may or may not have typed here on Newsvine.

Fireworks were originally invented by the Chinese for entertainment purposes, as a natural extension of the Chinese invention of gunpowder.

Americans don't like desperate politicians. This is one fundamental reason Obama's new campaign strategy of hitting harder, being meaner, etc., is going to backfire.
Americans want a candidate who is going to stand up against the government, in favor of the American people.
What's the Best Adult Diaper?Source: Slate
Aging can be a cruel process. You get liver spots. You slow down. You start hurting everywhere. You take more pills than Janis Joplin in her prime.

Obama is at it again. He is out telling members of AARP that John McCain is out to get them.

This figure is from the Government Accounting Office. You can read the report here:

Man, I sure would like change in the poliical world.
And Now, an Important Message from John McCainSource: familysecuritymatters.org
Hello, my name is John McCain, and I would like to be your next President. I am currently a United States Senator from Arizona, where I have been serving my constituents since 1879.
UK elderly hit by soaring cost of home helpSource: Guardian Unlimited
Councils have made it harder for the elderly to stay in their own homes by increasing charges for basic support services such as shopping and laundry.
Man aged 107 forsakes sex for longevity: paper Source: Yahoo! News
HONG KONG (Reuters) - A 107-year-old Hong Kong villager, who still enjoys an occasional smoke, has attributed his longevity in part to decades of sexual abstinence, a newspaper said on Sunday.
Freaky phobia: The man afraid of little old ladiesSource: The Sun Newspaper Online
BURLY Stephen Drake peers nervously from behind his curtains to check that the coast is clear. It's a precaution the shaven-headed 36-year-old insists on taking before he will even consider venturing outside his home.