Omaha couple to allow 8-year-old to live as girlSource: JournalStar.com
A west Omaha couple says their 8-year-old son has asked for years to wear dresses and change his name, so they're enrolling him in a new school where he can live openly as a girl.
The Oracle's Cloudy Crystal Ball Q1 $1.53 bln LossSource: MarketWatch.com
Losing $1.53B is most likely tied to quantum physics or Kevin Bacon's Six Degrees of Separation.
How you lose that much money? By letting other people with no scruples manage it. I had a newspaper route as a kid, too. The difference is that I both managed AND collected.
Could Someone Steal Your Life Thru MySpace?Source: local6.com
...Shanae Starks said she's been under attack for weeks. "I thought, 'Oh, this could cost me my life,'" ...
She said someone created a phony MySpace page that appears to be hers. "It's not my page, but that's my face," she said.
Obama wins electoral vote in NebraskaSource: The Omaha World-Herald
For the first time ever, a blue circle will appear in Nebraska on national electoral maps.
Democrat Barack Obama won the Omaha-based 2nd Congressional District on Friday, scooping up one of the state's five electoral votes.
'Big argument' led to teen's haven dropoffSource: The Omaha World-Herald
In my ongoing quest to cover the unmitigated train wreck that is the Nebraska safe haven law, a 15 year-old Omaha girl has been left at an Omaha hospital following a "big argument." If any good is going to come out of this whole experience, hopefully it will teach lawmakers that …
Yepsen: Time for McCain to switch tired tacticsSource: The Des Moines Register
McCain is slipping and seems unable to recapture the initiative. So what does he do? He starts flicking old switches, using tactics and strategies that once worked, but are now worn out.
Mom Makes Kids Hold Up Embarrassing SignsSource: kcci.com
A single mother said she is at her wits' end with her children's behavior, so she's making them hold signs at a busy intersection as punishment, reported television station KETV in Omaha.
Omaha Man Does Tracheatomy on Himself - For the Second TimeSource: Comcast News
A 55-year-old Omaha man performed a tracheatomy on himself with a steak knife, not once...but TWICE.
Next, he may be applying to a Nebraska medical school, claiming he is self-taught, anyway.
That last bit was satire, but the article is not.
Man asks for Omaha street sign honoring famous atheistSource: The Omaha World-Herald
Acting greats Marlon Brando and Henry Fonda have Omaha streets named in their honor. So does slain civil rights leader Malcolm X. Commemorative street signs also bear the names of more than a few neighborhood activists.

For years I've heard that you've got to watch the audition phase of American Idol, that it was the best part of the show. Either I've been misled or Idol is losing its touch.
Mall shooter's best friend arrestedSource: United Press International
Bellevue, Neb., police arrested a friend of the man who killed eight people at a mall after the man allegedly threatened someone who spoke ill of the shooter.