
Please note that you should not proceed beyond this point if you cannot read tongue in cheek.
While there may be an Onionesque feel to the reporting, this strange situation is factual. Monsanto wants support.

The arrogance and self indulgence of the Wall Street elite is dumbfounding.
The Captains of Industry have been steering the banks with all the deft of the Exxon Valdez and it hasn't affected their high view of themselves one whit.

The politicians and pundits, who wrap themselves in Star Spangled propaganda, love to boast of their love of country and reverence for the sanctity of life.

It's hard to know if it is a human thing, an American thing or just a media tool for promoting sales, but at the end of the year everyone seems to be making lists of the past year's top something.

For a brief and shining moment there was hope for change we can believe in, but the appointment of Monsanto's biotech champion from Iowa effectively kills the idea that consumer rights will be any different under Obama.

I do!! He makes me feel like the Dick Tracy style good guy, can really ride in on a white horse and deliver the goods on the dirtbags who abuse power.

On the campaign trail Obama pitched the idea of change we can believe in, but in the area of agriculture policy it's starting to look like change that agribusiness can count on as more of the same.

Last night there was a General Motors Executive on Hardball, explaining their debt and why a few billion dollars, from American taxpayers should save them.

Legerdemain means slight of hand.
It is the stock and trade of magicians, where adroitness in deception defines the scope of the success.

Do you remember the first time you voted in a Presidential Election?
Can you recall the candidates, the weather, the time in our history or details that made it different enough to last in your mind?

It was an historic weekend in the Big Apple. It is a memorable point in human history.
With the collapse of our financial system and first in a lifetime election possibilities, there's no doubt generations to come will look back to this point in time.

George Orwell couldn't have written a better scene than Sarah Palin's rally in Florida.

What does it say about the State of the Nation when the basic job of government results in such catastrophic failure that we find ourselves in an unending string of crisis events?

For most of the Bush Administration's time in office America has been reminded that the greatest threat to our security is terrorists.

This week another tragedy occurred, involving tainted products made in China. Powdered milk from Shijiazhuang San Lu Group, China's largest corporate dairy, was found to be contaminated with toxic levels of melamine.

Country first? Whose county is first? Is it mine? Is is the land of the free who look to their government to serve them? Are we served by skipping the debate? Are we served by rushing to bailout Wall Street on Friday?

There are a lot of myths that become part of our cultural beliefs but this is one that is especially damaging to the fundamental basis of Democracy.

According to the history, of what we now know as General Mills, Betty Crocker was the fictional creation of a team of executives who wanted a way to personalize the replies they got to thousands of baking questions.
State Department's Biotech Propaganda for Pakistan Source: New Pakistan Times
If biotech were such a wonderful technology that provides such benefits for farmers and the public, it would seem that the politicians responsible for converting the bulk of America's commodity crops to these patent protected, gmo seeds would be singing its praises and getting s …

The chatter here Sunday morning is that the Republicans are reconsidering their celebratory event because it would be unfair to have revelry when people are suffering. WTF???

Last night when Barak Obama's motorcade confirmed a rumor that the nominee would be making a surprise appearance.

How do you open a dialogue when you have spent a more than a decade pretending a subject doesn't exist?
The New York Times' answer was to trot out a PR spin master and stoop to the use of pure propaganda.

How many of you have lamented the influence of monied interest in the Capitol and groaned about how you wish there were a way to change things?

Pumping up a non issues, while ignoring the real story, has to become a predictable pattern with the mainstream media.
It is so extreme it is almost laughable, but not one bit funny to see it happen because our precarious freedoms rely very much on a free press.

With each passing day it seems my greatest fears about the destruction of the American Dream come to pass. Any hope we may have held for the criminal regime to reverse course with the election of more Democrats to Congress has been shattered.