Do you need a summary? Like the headline says: one teenager was fighting another when one of them locked onto the others equipment through his pants and bit the holy heck out of it like it was a hot dog and he wanted to beat Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi for the championship of do …

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A man used a cup of hot chocolate as a weapon by tossing it on the clerk at a 7-Eleven, and grabbed cash from the register.

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In her campaign, she had emotionally referred to a brother killed in the Vietnam War, but her father said her only brother is still alive and was never in the military (which Miller "explained" by alleging that dad has Alzheimer's).

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Police Blotter is a weekly News.com report on the intersection of technology and the law. What: Pennsylvania's Department of Transportation tries to fire a senior bureaucrat who admitted to circulating inappropriate e-mail messages containing nudity.

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Three Maplewood firefighters suffered smoke inhalation yesterday when a firetruck parked in a bay in their stationhouse caught fire and they put out the blaze, officials said.

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