
I received this email not to long ago, with no attachment of who wrote it, so I can't give credit to whom ever is due, But I most definitly laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes, So I wanted to share it and possibly give some one else a good laugh, Hope it doesn't bring b …

The first thing I saw when I looked out my front door this morning was a dead dog at the end of my driveway. Living on a busy highway like I do, I'm neither surprised nor concerned for the dog. It's not my dog. It's obviously dead. It is, however, in my way.
Roadkill will have to stay on Illinois roadsSource: msnbc.com
CARBONDALE, Ill. - The view along Illinois highways this summer should be beautiful — for the turkey vultures.
The state's transportation department says it won't be picking up as much roadkill left along roads because it spent too much of its budget during the winter.
Roadkill Cook-OffSource: http://www.2camels.com/roadkill-cook-off.php
A friend of mine who is from West Virginia told me that for awhile the Annual Roadkill Festival was cancelled because they didn't want "folks" hunting with their cars. Guess it's back on...
WI Man launches roadkill-tracking websiteSource: The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Richard Sanders has launched a Web site where people can post photos and measurements of mighty fine roadkill.
That's right, a roadkill hall of fame. He's calling it the Road Kill Record Book Club. It's like the Guinness book, but for critters that tangled with traffic.
Road kill takes toll on devil populationSource: Australian Broadcasting Corporation
A program associated with saving the tasmanian devil population from the facial tumour disease is being hampered by the death of some of them on the roads.
Cuddly And Cute Roadkill ToysSource: Sky.com
Animal lovers and those who enjoy cute toys will not be keen on the latest gory range available at a shop near you.
Introducing the adorable (?) roadkill toys.
Fancy squirrel stew or roast fox? TV chef gets meals from tarmac to tableSource: The Times
Will fresh badger burgers replace Turkey Twizzlers? A new series from Jamie Oliver will champion the culinary merits of roadkill.
In the BBC programme Road Kill Café, viewers are shown how to forage by the roadside for foxes, squirrels and chickens that have met a sticky end.

"Save a squirrel. Squash a flatlander." - anonymous
"If it's tourist season, how come I can't shoot one?" - anonymous
"Zoom Zoom Zoom!" - Mazda.
We like tourists up here in the mountains.