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New Orleans' controversial mayor is now officially a character.
A student editor at a college campus-run humor publication in Portland says he and others plan to be more cautious when making decisions about the newspaper's content after running a phony article that said students at another college killed all the Jews at their school.
Fox's “Glee” has only aired a half-dozen episodes, but it has already established a rabid fan base. Because creativity and frivolity is so rare on network television, those fans have latched on to the over-the-top satire of high school life told through a glee club.
A satirical political party that calls for rebuilding the Berlin Wall has launched a campaign fronting a chancellor candidate chosen at a casting call to add pizzaz and humor to Germany's largely predictable parliamentary election.
The midnight-movie success of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” in the late 1970s and the publication of “The Golden Turkey Awards” in 1980 firmly established that, yes, those old 1950s creature features sure were hokey, what with the stiff acting and the crappy special effects and all.
Attention, presidential candidates: Not to disrupt your holiday plans, but if you have any cringe-inducing mistakes, insensitive jokes or outright hypocrisy yet to engage in, there's no time like the present.
A major city is threatening to fine Web surfers up to 5,000 yuan ($625) for online defamation amid a surge in short satirical Internet films, a news report said Monday.
Guaranteed Effective All-Occasion Non-Slanderous Political Smear Speech "My fellow citizens, it is an honor and a pleasure to be here today. My opponent has openly admitted he feels an affinity toward your city, but I happen to like this area. It might be a salubrious place to him, but to me it is one of the nation's most delightful garden spots.
After having been a part of newsvine for several months now...It has become quite clear that there is a division in this country that hasn't been see since the civil war..so my proposal would be somewhat akin to King solomen's where he threatened to divide a Baby in Half giving h …
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Source Code to the United States of AmericaI'm a professional software developer, and imagine my surprise when recently I stumbled onto the source code for the United States of America of all things. Now I'm familiar with a number of programming languages, but this one's just way out in left field.
Have you ever noticed how appliances wait until you get just a little money ahead—not much, say $200—and then they break or fail to the tune of at least $250?
There's something happening here And what it is ain't exactly clear There's a man with a gun over there Telling me that I've got to beware I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound Everybody look what goin' down There's battle lines being drawn And nob …
Maybe you thought that was what I was going to do...but the White House,David Axelrod, Raum Emmanuel,Robert Gibbs, do that every time they open their mouths...They attempt to Marginalize Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity,Mark Levin,Bill O'Reilly as entertainers with not a lot of Credib …
My wife and I watched a Movie with Harrison Ford tonight called "Air Force One" about a President who's plane is hijacked by terrorists..(The lead terrorist played by Gary Oldman) and he, Harrison Ford enginneers an escape plan for all of the people on Board, and he is eventual …
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan (Satire)I see that once again the Onion is up to its old tricks :)
"Crazy German Kid' (Computer Problems)"Some German kid going crazy in front of the computer. He's having trouble with his Unreal Tournament game. "
If it is your quest to come to the vine and dish out dirt and insult conservatives/Republicans..do not be surprised if we respond in kind..Most of the time There is a lot of well thought out reasoning that goes on here at the vine,but ocassionally it turns into mudslinging and fo …
Paranormal Legislative Activity Some really weird stuff went down when Sunlight gave a Congressional bill and a camera to a local couple. Please watch this and share. Totally unexplainable. WARNING: Scary Stuff!
I've been home with the flu all week. Maybe it was my fever. Maybe it was the cold medicine. Anyway, about midnight, on a particularly feverish night, I awoke to find a ghostly apparition standing next to my bed.
You may remember several years ago when the Star Trek series was on Television that Mr.
States Struggle To Fill Budget Gaps | The OnionAs the economy continues to falter, states are finding it difficult to remain solvent.
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Northwest Pilots Not in Cockpit; Found at Home Hiding in Box 'Happy Ending,' Airline Spokesman SaysI love this satirist for pieces like this
Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology LOS ANGELES—According to a report released Monday by the American Institute of Religions, the Church of Scientology, once one of the fastest-growing religious organizations in the U.S., is steadily losing members to the much newer religion Fictionology.
B4W Punks Insurance Industry Conference w/ Guerrilla Musical : Billionaires for Wealthcare; Video
Right falls for "thesis" hoaxRight-wing pundit Michael Ledeen published an item this week on Barack Obama's "college thesis," which Obama allegedly wrote as a student at Columbia 25 years ago. Leeden cited some website, which ran a piece in August. . .
Priest Shortage Forces Vatican To Hire Temps To Deliver Sacred Rites (satire)"The reduced number of active diocesan clergy has forced us to take unprecedented measures to stop parishes from closing," Pope Benedict XVI explained in a decree issued Saturday by the Vatican.
Television, Processed Foods Couldn't Be More Proud Of Child They Raisedlove the onion for pieces like this
More Americans Falling For 'Get Rich Slowly Over A Lifetime Of Hard Work' Schemes [Satire]A report released Monday by the Omaha-based public-interest group Aurora indicates that increasing numbers of Americans are being defrauded by schemes that offer financial reward for a lifetime of hard work.
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