Escaped snakes ground Qantas planeSource: abc.net.au
Qantas had to take a plane out of service when baby snakes went missing from a package being carried in the cargo hold earlier this week.
Twelve baby pythons were in the cargo of a flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne on Tuesday, but on arrival only eight were left.
Pythons Escape During Flight to AustraliaSource: Yahoo! News
Four baby pythons escaped from a container aboard a passenger plane in Australia, leading to a search that forced the cancellation of two flights
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I was driving home this evening listening to one of my favorite bands, Cobra Starship, and they have a song called 'Snakes on a Plane.' It was on the soundtrack for the major motion picture, which is the focus of this particular nights edition of 'Brent's Mind.'
Snake on a Plane! Passenger Bit by RattlerSource: ABC News
The man, who was identified by authorities only as a coach at Yorktown High School, told fire and rescue personnel that he reached into his luggage Monday morning after returning from a team trip to South Carolina when he felt a sharp pain.

So I'm sitting there watching the trailer for "Epic Movie" and wondering what the least painful way is to gnaw my own arm off and escape, when I realize something:
Cinematic parody is dead.

I'm well aware that Newsvine has already decided the best movies of 2006.
Manila stops real version of Snakes on a PlaneSource: mg.co.za
Manila airport officials prevented a real life version of horror flick Snakes on a Plane this week when they stopped more than 130 reptiles, including poisonous cobras, from boarding a flight to Bangkok.

If you believe everything you have heard of this movie, then don't go see it, because what you have heard and believed second-hand will be confirmed. Don't waste your $ 12 or whatever you pay for movies in your area.
Here Comes Dr. Snake-N-Fruiter!Source: snakeplay.pbwiki.com
Opening Credits
__When:_— When title first appears
__What:_— When the word "SNAKES" appears, say, "But...where?" And when the title "On A Plane" appears--Scream at the top of your lungs!Do you like the idea of The Rocky Horror Picture Show but have problems squeezing your 30-50 …
Muthaf***ing snakes... in a theater?Source: tmz.com
The Phoenix PD responded to a call that there was a snake in a movie theater in north Phoenix. The theater -- you knew it was coming -- happened to be showing "Snakes on a Plane."
Review - Snakes On A PlaneSource: BBC News
The genius is in that title, a four word plot summation guaranteed to send a shiver of delight down any B-movie afficionado's spine. Snakes. On a Plane. For the record, Samuel L Jackson is a world-weary FBI agent charged with escorting a murder witness to Los Angeles.
"Snakes on a Plane" fail to get moneySource: blackinthecity.net
Sam Jackson's latest film, the internet buzz phenomenon "Snakes on a Plane", made its debut this weekend. When compared to the hype, its box office take was less than expected...

Note: Article had been manually "bleeped" to give the Newsvine team time to fix a bug which did not "auto" bleep it on certain sections of the front page.
Rural biblical plague disturbs Snakes On A PlaneSource: ekklesia.co.uk
It was supposed to be a day of cultural triumph for tongue-in-cheek movie 'Snakes On A Plane'. Instead Samuel L. Jackson and his co-stars took a back seat to another soaraway tabloid hit… the story of an alleged "biblical plague" in picturesque Wiltshire.

I have to say, I've been looking forward to this movie for months, so I may be a little biased. I won't even get into the various office pools I've started with regards to how well it will do at the Box Office. Or that I own a SoaP wristband and t-shirt.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS, SWEAR WORDS, SARCASM, AND, OF COURSE, SNAKES!

If you thought that a movie about snakes on a plane starring Samuel L.

On August 18, the movie many have been anxiously awaiting "Snakes on a Plane" will be released. When I first heard the title I thought it sounded like a winner. Then I heard Samuel L Jackson was in the cast and I knew it was bound to kick ass.
Snakes On A Plane: Invasion of Privacy?Source: The L.A. Times
This is pretty much one of the most unique ideas put forth in film advertising. Due to its revolutionary and slightly controversial nature, I thought it needed to be put out into the market place of ideas... or on Newsvine for the time being.
Hollywood Clicks on the Work of Web AuteursSource: The New York Times
Even as David Lehre's "MySpace: The Movie," an 11-minute parody of the social-networking Web site, spawned a high-profile feeding frenzy, some of the Hollywood agents, managers and lawyers who were clamoring to represent him didn't know much about who he was, what he did …
'Snakes on a Plane' PosterSource: Internet Movie Poster Awards Gallery
See the poster for the forthcoming 'Snakes on a Plane,' starring Samuel L. Jackson, of course.
First comment from Will: "This looks more like a poster for an interpretive Dance film. Why are there no snakes in this poster?"
New "Snakes on a Plane" trailerSource: movies.yahoo.com
A new theatrical trailer for the upcoming movie, this one a bit more "Hollywood-ized" than the last, which relied mostly on camp value. Still, pay close attention to the narrator's words. It's obvious they're still having fun with the campy premise.