
I have seen postings on this site that were obviously posted while the poster was obviously under the influence of....well....something. Booze, narcotics (legal or otherwise), sleeping pills (note to self...only post before taking the Ambien and never after taking the Soma!).

April 4th would have been my daughter Joy's birthday.

With the new album, Sounds of the Universe coming. The band shut down the streets of Hollywood and Vine to perform for the price of your listening pleasures. Imterviewed by Denise Quan of CNN, the band spoke about being sober and a new form of writing.
Dr. Drew Diagnoses the Harsh Reality of Reality TVSource: TV Show Recaps
In August 2005, a dream came true for Paula Goodspeed. Having made it to the third round of American Idol's Season 5 auditions, she stood across a table from Paula Abdul, of whom she was a longtime fan.

Shock waves reverberated through Britain's corridors of power when it was disclosed that a gang of sober teenagers had been found on a notorious London council estate, committing absolutely no crime whatsoever.

I remember walking on eggshells. I remember the fear of saying the wrong thing that may begin another spiral of nightly drinking.

After several messages of friends online asking "How do I help an alcoholic friend stop drinking?" I knew, then, I needed to do something. Therefore, I am going to offer some suggestions.
Drunk DictionarySource: Netscape.com Hot Stories
Help in translating the phrases of the drunk into what they mean to the sober.