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Toddler Gets Stuck in Vending Machine

Three-year-old Robert Moore went fishing for a stuffed replica of Sponge Bob and ended up trapped in a vending machine. The toddler's adventure began with a Saturday evening shopping trip with his grandmother, Fredricka Bierdemann, and three siblings.

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Patrick the Starfish Accused of Fondling 16 Year Old Girl
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Ocean City Police say a licensed street performer has been arrested for allegedly fondling a teenager. According to police, the 16-year-old girl told officers that the costumed man fondled her buttocks on the Boardwalk last Friday when she posed with him for a picture.

Rant - WTF Parenting Observation

Yesterday, my wife and I took our son to dinner at Sweet Tomatoes, a buffet style salad-bar restaurant. My son loves this place because it has all of his favorite foods (fruit, noodles, croutons, and ice-cream), and he doesn't have to wait for service.

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