Oregon man charged with DUI after 911 callSource: statesmanjournal.com
He then called 911 again to complain that deputies had not arrived, but the dispatcher had trouble understanding Hoover because he was driving and stopping several times to vomit.

1. What do you order at McDonald's?
2. Have you ever had to have a surgery.
3. Do you prefer a manual or automatic transmission in your vehicle?
4. Are you afraid to fly on airplanes?
5. Do you have a favorite pair of socks?
Whale whopper leaves stinky lesson for health careSource: The Edmond Sun.
Nov. 12 is the 39th anniversary of the famous "exploding whale" fiasco. Now if you're not familiar with this story, you'll be tempted to suspect I dreamed the whole deal up. Well, I didn't. But you don't need to take my word for it.
Man provides photo for his own wanted posterSource: Reuters
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mugshot they had printed of him as part of a public appeal to track him down.
Vanity strikes again. H2
A Bad Way to Spend MoneySource: The New York Times
Congress threw good money after bad this week when it voted to extend and expand a wasteful home buyer's tax credit set to expire at the end of the month.
Millionaire BNP donor married to immigrants' daughter - TelegraphSource: Telegraph
Millionaire BNP donor married to immigrants' daughter
Charles Wentworth, the millionaire aristocrat and donor to the British National Party, is married to a Serb whose family the party would have banned from entering Britain, according to a report.

My friend, Left Coast mentioned on another article I have running (http://spikegary.newsvine.com/_news/2009/10/21/3402512-gnw-you-think-youre-funny-heres-your-chance-to-prove-it) about stupid criminals.
Iowa cops nab 'permanent marker' burglary suspectsSource: Yahoo! News
Police had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle.
It's an option, stupidSource:
Republicans and others who oppose a public health care option say they do not want the government "interfering" with their health care. And that is fine -- for them.

...Or, 5 Things you can do to make your online arguments more effective.

I live daily with it. Somedays, I am so tired from work, I don't even want to hear it. I have one child who will act like Iran, and the other being USA.

The following is a comment I received on one of my youtube videos, specifically the documentary "The Blind Watchmaker" hosted by Richard Dawkins:
Baucus plan will tax pacemakers and denturesSource: FOXNews.com
Tucked into the Democrats' proposal to partially fund health care reform is a provision to tax medical appliances -- including some manufactured replacement parts for your body.
More troops sought in Afghanistan Source: BBC News
The top US military commander in Afghanistan, Gen Stanley McChrystal, has formally requested more troops.
The Pentagon said it would put the request on hold until President Barack Obama decided what overall strategy to pursue in Afghanistan.
Man's penis saved after getting stuck in dumbbell ringSource: Daily Pilot
In what firefighters described as a once-in-a-lifetime call, officials with the Costa Mesa Fire Department's Urban Search and Rescue squad were summoned early Tuesday morning to Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach to save another man's penis from perishing.

People these days are just really stupid. The President is stupid, and he thinks everybody needs to go back to school. My neighbors are stupid, since they want to just let junk cars pile up in their driveway, and try to act like they're fixing them every weekend.