From the Lame Excuse File: A Lexington, Kentucky man smashed a window at a local Dodge Dealership with the intent to get his hands on a brand new Dodge Charger.

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Do you have a bad first date story? See if it tops this one..

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One man with a big imagination finds himself in big trouble...

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A manhunt is under way for a U.S. Special Forces soldier who fled after being convicted of kidnapping and sexually assaulting a German woman.

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There was a wrinkle in her plan...

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36 year old Ronald Mitchell of Australia has discovered yet another drawback of a gasoline sniffing habit. When police were called to arrest Mr. Mitchell...

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Two men who robbed a gas station near Syracuse, New York were caught because they forgot to fill their getaway car up with gas first.

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Their pockets may have been full, but two suspects in a group of car burglaries were empty-headed when they asked a Volusia County deputy for a ride home in a Deltona neighborhood

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Two men cashed $350 in winning scratch-off lottery tickets at a Publix just before 8 a.m. Sunday, but when they returned an hour later to cash more tickets, a suspicious store employee asked a nearby sheriff's deputy to investigate.

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Another reason to stay away from drugs. They make ya, stupid, Dude.

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Wrong-way parking and a whiff of marijuana early Monday ended with Kissimmee police seizing a dozen gallon bags filled with pot in Mill Run on the city's northside.

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Sheriff's deputies recently made a surprise visit to a home where an anonymous caller said they would find marijuana growing.

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Two men who police say robbed a Daytona Beach bank ran out of gas in their getaway vehicle, news-journalonline.com reports

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Hernando County Sheriff's deputies are looking for a man with a mullet who robbed a Super Cuts Monday afternoon.

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A man donned a rather unique disguise to rob a convenient store to get his nicotine fix.

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Daytona Beach Police got the goods on an armed robbery suspect early today because he didn't eat the evidence.

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Authorities say a woman who tried to sneak pot into the Putnam County Jail is now behind bars.

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Victoria Rivera was facing at least a decade in prison for robbing an adult video store where she worked. Because she used a gun in the March 31, 2008, crime, Florida's 10-20-Life law applied. Rivera, 24, was convicted last month of holding up Dade 301 Adult Toys & Videos.

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Authorities say two men called 911 after they were robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy 20 pounds of marijuana

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An early morning visit to her local Waffle House went terribly wrong for Crystal Samuel...

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Dwayne Roberts is (soon to be was) a bank branch assistant manager for a 5th 3rd Bank in Indiana. Dwayne enjoyed taking a little of the bank assets from time to time. Apparently, Dwayne had this feeling he was going to get caught and he needed a plan to cover his tracks...

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"One day after his release from a county lockup, a California man was arrested after police spotted him wearing a jail-issued t-shirt with the word "PRISONER" printed on its back.

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Today's Fileunderi Stupid Criminal Of The Day: Someone stole a minivan from a Florida Water Treatment Plant on Thursday night...

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The Fileunderi Criminal/Moron of the Day: A man "shopping" at a Dayton, Ohio store decided to take advantage of all the store employees being in another room by stuffing around $400 dollars worth of clothing into his shirt and waistline...

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Hernando deputies say Jeramiah Reardon stole an electric shopping cart from a Wal-Mart to go home.

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