
Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then crap on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight...
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone
under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him,
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's
somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

This was E-mailed to me today, and I found it to be a very interesting topic concerning
health issues

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

Not too much good has happened today, but I have found three
good reasons to be happy today. My daughter Stephanie is back
on her meds to help stabilize her moods;

I found it...
And you thought there was no such place, huh????
You will all be so pleased to receive this...... How many times have we been 'up there without one!'
My work is done.
A coworker sent this to me, who knew she had such a sense of humor?

I had started an article on The Antique Road Show, which somehow disappeared in the middle of my writing it.
I guess that is okay, it was a lead in to this article anyway.........................

As I got off work the other day, after a last minute couple of large
orders at the resteraunt that I work at, I was a wee bit stressed out,
as Pam, my coworker and I had wanted to be out of there on time
for once.

By far the most powerful hand-held we've ever tested!

My father in law was an awesome man, once one got past the gruff, miltary,exterior.
He raise 4 kids, girl-boy-girl-boy, in a small house that he had built on a hill
in the little town of Lehigh,Iowa.

Ingredients needed; 8 lbs of strawberries- I usually wait and get them fresh when they
go on sale for 99 cents a lb, if you get the lugs,/ big box of em, they are usually cheaper
then that.
3 boxes of Sure Jell / pectin; I have found this to work best for my jams, and to th …

I came across this article the other day in one of our local papers, and as I couldn't seed it properly for some strange reason on Newsvine, I decided to put it in this way, so, this is an article writteb
by Sue Hicks of Hampton; who is a Christian writer and speaker.

On Monday one of my Newsvine friends told me the sad news that her husband had just been laid off.

I figured it was about time to get another story posted.

Before I even start this one..................Thank you everybody for being so interested in my Park Stories! It is so encouraging to know they are appreciated.

I am laughing as I write this page! It was on one of my first trips to Summer Falls alone.

I guess I will start with my first day, when I got to meet all the people I would be working with. There were quite a few, so we were told to show up on our first day with something for a pot luck lunch to enjoy while we were told rules, jobs, etc.

His love touches me like a warm, spring rain does young, green plants. It
makes my heart open and bloom with pure joy at the sight of him.
His laughter is like a favorite melody that echoes in my heart, the sun
that touches the darkness of my soul.

My long, red fuzzy bathrobe that I got for Christmas is
no longer my own. That's right, it has been nabbed,
stolen, purloined even, by two little comfort
thieves!

Since they technically weren't JUST Ghost stories, I used a different title, this is a continuation of parts 1,2,and 3 of "I Truly Do Believe in Ghosts, and this is why.

I should have had an outline for this when I started, you have to keep going back and forth in my ages. Oh well, I'll try to be clear.

Cont.............................

I'm sitting here trying to remember when I saw my first ghost.
I think maybe it was when I saw a Timber Wolf, standing on his hind legs, staring into my bathroom window one winter's night. I was about 5. Timber Wolves were all but extinct by then, especially in Washington.