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Mother found fit for trial in baby-in-toilet case

A southwestern Illinois woman accused of trying to drown her newborn daughter in a toilet has been found mentally fit for trial.

Man gets glued to toilet seat at Australian mall

A man who used a public toilet in a shopping mall was taken to a hospital to have the toilet seat removed from his backside after someone smeared it with glue in what an official condemned Monday as a sick joke. Police urged possible witnesses to come forward after the 58-year-old man was humiliated in the northeastern city of Cairns by the prank.

Australian woman trapped for a week beside toilet

An Australian woman was rescued after spending a week wedged between her toilet and the bathroom door, an official said Tuesday.

Ill. woman fined $25 for potty planters in yard

The planters in her front yard brought Tina Asmus national publicity last month. This week, they brought her a $25 fine. Asmus said Tuesday she will go to court to fight to keep her lawn ornaments, which are made from two old toilets and a bathroom sink.

Woman's toilet planters create stink in Ill. town

The planters in Tina Asmus' front yard aren't too pleasing to some of her neighbors, and village officials in Lakemoor have told her to remove them, or face a fine. Asmus, who likes to recycle discarded items, created the planters out of two old toilets and a pedestal sink. Mayor Todd Weihoffen, who is a plumber by trade, said he stands behind police who have given Asmus 30 days to remove the toilets.

Father gets 100-year term for drowning daughter, 8

A suburban Chicago man with schizophrenia has been sentenced to 100 years in prison for drowning his 8-year-old daughter in a toilet.

Ga-ga-goo-green? 10 tips to raise an eco-kid

As my offspring stumbles and waddles his way from infancy to full-blown, upwardly mobile toddlerhood, I’m discovering that it’s never too early to steer him toward healthy, eco-conscious choices. Though I don’t doubt that W. is smart and capable, it’s clear that he’s not going to magically morph into a responsible citizen without some coaching and encouragement.

Discredited Wis. witness won't face perjury charge

An expert witness who misrepresented his credentials during a high-profile Wisconsin homicide trial will not be charged with perjury, a special prosecutor said Wednesday.

Toilet sausage chef causes prison unit evacuation

An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.

Clorox offers $5K to wipe out SF 'toilet torcher'

The Clorox Company is offering a $5,000 reward and a year's supply of toilet cleaning products for tips leading to the arrest of San Francisco's notorious portable potty pyromaniac.

‘Survivor’ loses game, but keeps teeth

Spencer was voted out of Jalapao because of his admittedly "pretty pathetic" performance during the immunity challenge, in which he said he "let my guys down." Taj pointed out that the tribe had "no more expendable people," so it was either Spencer or her who was going next. Despite Taj flipping out at Joe and other members of the tribe when they returned from the challenge, the tribe voted for Spencer.

Woman pleads not guilty to trying to kill newborn

A southern Illinois teacher's aide has pleaded not guilty to a charge alleging she tried to drown her newborn in a toilet.

Man accused of putting camera in women's bathroom

A 37-year-old man has been accused of secretly installing a hidden video camera in a women's bathroom at the Cambridge School of Weston. Homer Rogers, the assistant director of information technology at the private school, pleaded not guilty Friday in Waltham District Court to a charge of secret video surveillance of a partially nude person. He was released on personal recognizance.

Boy allegedly forced to use hands to unclog toilet

An elementary school principal could be disciplined for allegedly forcing a 6-year-old boy to unclog a toilet with his bare hands. The principal of Rahn Elementary has been on paid leave since mid-December while the school district investigated a complaint from the boy's parents. The school board proposed disciplinary action on Thursday. The nature of the discipline wasn't made public.

San Fran fire officials seeking toilet torcher

Construction workers are anxious and investigators are puzzled. Someone has been sending San Francisco's portable toilets up in flames in a wave of potty pyromania.

John the toilet laid to rest at Utah restaurant

John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant's bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known.

Woman's best friend: Plumber finds ring in toilet

Just a case of plumb luck.

NY landlord fined for removing tenant's toilet

A New York landlord accused of removing the toilet and other fixtures from a basement apartment to get a tenant to move out has been fined nearly $10,000. The Rockland Board of Health issued the fine to Fausto Pinos of Bushkill, Pa., on Wednesday.

Gun goes off in Utah restroom, shatters toilet

The man escaped with a few cuts to his arm, but the toilet made out much worse. Police say a man's gun fell out of its holster while he pulled up his pants after using the bathroom at a Carl's Jr. restaurant Tuesday. The gun fired when it hit the floor and shattered the commode.

Detective asks to use bathroom, finds stolen gun

Authorities said a stolen gun was recovered when a detective tried to used the suspect's bathroom and couldn't get the toilet to work. A detective investigating the theft of a handgun, jewelry and cash from a Jensen Beach home was told a possible suspect might be staying at a Port St. Lucie hotel.

NJ woman sues Pa. sports bar for toilet seat break

A woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke.

UK Mother: I flushed newborn in toilet by accident

A woman has told a British court she accidentally flushed her newborn down the toilet because she didn't realize she was giving birth.

For toilet-less Vermont library, a new chapter

When you gotta go, you gotta go. But for decades, when you had to go in the Roxbury Free Library, you really had to go — somewhere else, that is.

Toilet shortage feared in case of big Tokyo quake

Japan's disaster prevention panel said nearly a million people would be unable to find a toilet if a major earthquake were to hit Tokyo on a weekday.

Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty

Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

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'Jesus's face' spotted on the toilet door in Ikea Glasgow
Source: Telegraph

A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door of the men's toilet in the Braehead outlet of the Swedish furniture and meatballs giant.

Teacher badly burned in toilet explosion
Source: austriantimes.at

A 52-year-old teacher was badly burned yesterday (Weds) by an explosion in a toilet he had entered which occurred when he turned on the light.

BBC NEWS | Shame 'boosts hand-washing rate'
Source: BBC News

People are more likely to wash their hands when they have been shamed into it, research suggests. A London School of Hygiene And Tropical Medicine team used sensors to examine the reactions to hygiene messages displayed in service station toilets.

Newborn baby falls through train toilet onto tracks
Source: Telegraph

A baby delivered in a train lavatory has survived tumbling down through the bottom of the carriage and onto the tracks.

Boss shoots worker for using the management WC
Source: The Sun Newspaper Online

A FUMING boss allegedly SHOT one of his employees after he discovered they had used his private LOO. Police said the raging manager pulled out his gun and blasted the unlucky worker in the leg after hearing of his cheeky toilet trip.

If she wins lawsuit, will she be flush?
Source: The Philadelphia Inquirer

Ever heard the one about the exploding toilet? Well, an Olney woman could tell you all about it, from firsthand experience.

Drunk Brit mistakes window for toilet at Oktoberfest with fatal consequences
Source: austriantimes.at

A 25-year-old British reveler at Europe's biggest beer festival was found dead in a courtyard without his trousers after trying to take a pee from a hotel window.

Toilet snake is finally captured
Source: BBC News

A 3m snake believed to have been living in toilet pipes in a block of flats for three months has been caught. The boa constrictor, named Keith, is thought to have been abandoned by a resident who was evicted after owing £5,500 in rent to his landlord.

Woman sues over toilet collapse
Source: chicagobreakingnews.com

A woman has sued the former managers of an Oak Brook building after the toilet she was using at work allegedly broke and fell from the wall early last year.

Man on toilet ordered by robber to strip at gunpoint
Source: madison.com

A man sitting on a toilet at Wiggie's Bar was ordered to take his clothes off by a man wielding a sawed-off shotgun, police reported.

Unclog a Toilet with Dishwasher Detergent [bathroom humor]
Source: Lifehacker

If you get a kick out of bathroom humor, then you might like this. The comments people left made me laugh.

Snake wrangler catches huge carpet python in toilet
Source: Australian News Network

A MAN got the fright of his life - and learnt he should keep the toilet seat down - when he found a python almost double his size in his dunny

Public Relief: German Company Invents Pocket Toilet for Women
Source: SPIEGEL ONLINE

Urinating into yoghurt cups while careering down the motorway will be a thing of the past for women thanks to a new German invention for ladies -- the disposable mobile toilet which turns urine into an odorless gel.

Man accused of climbing into pit toilet.... again
Source: pressherald.mainetoday.com

PORTLAND — When Gary Moody pleaded no contest to trespassing in 2005 for hiding in a pit toilet on White Mountain National Forest property in New Hampshire, a judge urged him to seek help for whatever had driven him to climb down there.

Special toilet seat helps Constipated People
Source: asiaone

It looks like an ordinary toilet seat, except for a protrusion at the back that fits between the tailbone and the anus.

Poll. Where is your alternate pee spot?

OK, you've been drinking coffee at work all day and since you've been home you've knocked back about a half a dozen beers. The pressure is building, but you head to the bathroom and find your spouse is sitting on the throne and they ain't letting you use it in the near future.

Drunk naked tourist ends up in wrong bed... woman hides in bathroom...police think it's hilarious
Source: entertainment.stv.tv

A naked Australian man got lost in a hotel and drunkenly fell asleep in the wrong room.

Cuba runs out of lavatory paper
Source: Telegraph

It has survived an economic blockade for almost 50 years but Cuba has finally been laid low by a key shortage: lavatory paper.

Runpee.com - a website for moviegoers with small bladders
Source: www2.macleans.ca

Even the best of us need to use the loo mid-film. "When we return to our seats, we pray the answer to 'What did I miss?' isn't 'Darth Vader is really Luke's father' or 'the girlfriend is really a guy,'" writes Jake Coyle, of the Canadian Press.

Poll: Two and a Half Earth-shattering Bathroom Questions (plus bonus question).

First question, the eternal question. Do you hang the toilet paper with it hanging down in the front or hanging down in the back? Second and a half question, as a rule do you prefer to shower or take a bath and (half question), if you shower do you ever pee while doing it?

Australian woman trapped for a week beside toilet
Source: Yahoo! News

BRISBANE, Australia - An Australian woman was rescued after spending a week wedged between her toilet and the bathroom door, an official said Tuesday. The 67-year-old woman, suffering from dehydration, was taken to a hospital after firefighters in the eastern city of Ipswich  …

Woman, 67, stuck in toilet for a week
Source: The Sydney Morning Herald

A man who came to the aid of his neighbour a week after she became trapped in her toilet says he wishes he could have helped sooner.

Air India caught short with passengers in the toilet
Source: austriantimes.at

Air India has been fined by air transport officials after they were caught packing extra passengers into the pilot's cockpit and even sitting two people inside a plane's toilet.

Lithuanians turn public toilets into traps for vandals
Source: Mosnews

Anyone who happens to visit a public toilet in Klaipeda, Lithuania, should be careful not to spend longer than five minutes inside – after that time limit the doors will automatically be blocked. This is the city authorities' idea for fighting vandalism

Woman left newborn in portable toilet, police say.
Source: CNN

Candy Vigneri, a 44-year-old Maryland woman faces charges of child abuse after police say she gave birth in a portable toilet and dropped the newborn into the waste tank.

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