Sep 16 - By Associated Press
A southwestern Illinois woman accused of trying to drown her newborn daughter in a toilet has been found mentally fit for trial.
Aug 24 - By Associated Press
A man who used a public toilet in a shopping mall was taken to a hospital to have the toilet seat removed from his backside after someone smeared it with glue in what an official condemned Monday as a sick joke. Police urged possible witnesses to come forward after the 58-year-old man was humiliated in the northeastern city of Cairns by the prank.
Jul 28 - By Associated Press
An Australian woman was rescued after spending a week wedged between her toilet and the bathroom door, an official said Tuesday.
Jul 1 - By Associated Press
The planters in her front yard brought Tina Asmus national publicity last month. This week, they brought her a $25 fine. Asmus said Tuesday she will go to court to fight to keep her lawn ornaments, which are made from two old toilets and a bathroom sink.
Jun 8 - By Associated Press
The planters in Tina Asmus' front yard aren't too pleasing to some of her neighbors, and village officials in Lakemoor have told her to remove them, or face a fine. Asmus, who likes to recycle discarded items, created the planters out of two old toilets and a pedestal sink. Mayor Todd Weihoffen, who is a plumber by trade, said he stands behind police who have given Asmus 30 days to remove the toilets.
Apr 16 - By Associated Press
A suburban Chicago man with schizophrenia has been sentenced to 100 years in prison for drowning his 8-year-old daughter in a toilet.
Apr 14 - By Marisa Belger, msnbc.com - Only on msnbc.com
As my offspring stumbles and waddles his way from infancy to full-blown, upwardly mobile toddlerhood, I’m discovering that it’s never too early to steer him toward healthy, eco-conscious choices. Though I don’t doubt that W. is smart and capable, it’s clear that he’s not going to magically morph into a responsible citizen without some coaching and encouragement.

Apr 12 - By Ryan J. Foley, Associated Press Writer
An expert witness who misrepresented his credentials during a high-profile Wisconsin homicide trial will not be charged with perjury, a special prosecutor said Wednesday.
Mar 26 - By Associated Press
An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.
Mar 20 - By Associated Press
The Clorox Company is offering a $5,000 reward and a year's supply of toilet cleaning products for tips leading to the arrest of San Francisco's notorious portable potty pyromaniac.

Mar 12 - By Andy Dehnart, msnbc.com - Only on msnbc.com
Spencer was voted out of Jalapao because of his admittedly "pretty pathetic" performance during the immunity challenge, in which he said he "let my guys down." Taj pointed out that the tribe had "no more expendable people," so it was either Spencer or her who was going next. Despite Taj flipping out at Joe and other members of the tribe when they returned from the challenge, the tribe voted for Spencer.

Mar 2 - By Associated Press
A southern Illinois teacher's aide has pleaded not guilty to a charge alleging she tried to drown her newborn in a toilet.
Feb 27 - By Associated Press
A 37-year-old man has been accused of secretly installing a hidden video camera in a women's bathroom at the Cambridge School of Weston. Homer Rogers, the assistant director of information technology at the private school, pleaded not guilty Friday in Waltham District Court to a charge of secret video surveillance of a partially nude person. He was released on personal recognizance.
Feb 6 - By Associated Press
An elementary school principal could be disciplined for allegedly forcing a 6-year-old boy to unclog a toilet with his bare hands. The principal of Rahn Elementary has been on paid leave since mid-December while the school district investigated a complaint from the boy's parents. The school board proposed disciplinary action on Thursday. The nature of the discipline wasn't made public.

Feb 3 - By Michelle Locke, Associated Press Writer
Construction workers are anxious and investigators are puzzled. Someone has been sending San Francisco's portable toilets up in flames in a wave of potty pyromania.

Jan 31 - By Associated Press
John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant's bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known.

Jan 24 - By Amanda Lee Myers, Associated Press Writer
Just a case of plumb luck.
Jan 22 - By Associated Press
A New York landlord accused of removing the toilet and other fixtures from a basement apartment to get a tenant to move out has been fined nearly $10,000. The Rockland Board of Health issued the fine to Fausto Pinos of Bushkill, Pa., on Wednesday.

Jan 14 - By Associated Press
The man escaped with a few cuts to his arm, but the toilet made out much worse. Police say a man's gun fell out of its holster while he pulled up his pants after using the bathroom at a Carl's Jr. restaurant Tuesday. The gun fired when it hit the floor and shattered the commode.
Dec 29 - By Associated Press
Authorities said a stolen gun was recovered when a detective tried to used the suspect's bathroom and couldn't get the toilet to work. A detective investigating the theft of a handgun, jewelry and cash from a Jensen Beach home was told a possible suspect might be staying at a Port St. Lucie hotel.
Dec 4 - By Associated Press
A woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke.
Nov 24 - By Associated Press
A woman has told a British court she accidentally flushed her newborn down the toilet because she didn't realize she was giving birth.

Nov 21 - By John Curran, Associated Press Writer
When you gotta go, you gotta go. But for decades, when you had to go in the Roxbury Free Library, you really had to go — somewhere else, that is.
Oct 28 - By Mari Yamaguchi, Associated Press Writer
Japan's disaster prevention panel said nearly a million people would be unable to find a toilet if a major earthquake were to hit Tokyo on a weekday.
Jun 6 - By Associated Press
Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.