Unlucky Worthing cat rescued from car engineSource: worthingherald.co.uk
Excerpt: An unlucky cat fell from the second floor of a Worthing block of flats before getting stuck inside the engine of a nearby car – all in the same day.
With slug in head, shooting victim back at workSource: Palm Beach Post
RIVIERA BEACH — A day after he was hit by a stray bullet in the back of the head, 74-year-old E.T. Strickland was back at work Wednesday — with the slug still stuck in his skull.
Suspect fled into police dog's yardSource: Times of the Internet
BRISBANE, Australia, Oct. 31 (UPI) --
Police in Brisbane, Australia, said a fleeing armed robbery suspect made an unlucky move when he hopped into a police dog's yard.

Sometimes I'm not the smoothest guy in the world. That is a nice, indirect way of saying that I'm a klutz.
"You?" I know you're saying, "the guy who is lucky if his socks match, you're not all together all the time?" I'm afraid not.