Seeking to further disrupt Town Hall health care meetings Republicans have sent in their secret weapon, Manigator!

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Eight New York City school children have been infected. The first symptoms were noticed when the children ate their lunch by diving face first into their plates. This tipped off school officials who reported the children to the CDC.

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The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement. The Alien, well known for correctly endorsing every presidential winner since 1980, is in shock over his first losing endorsement.

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Elvis could get a second chance at life, Bat Boy may yet outwit government scientists and politicians' chances of adopting alien babies just improved.

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HICAGO A New York investors group calling itself Bat Boy LLC has bought the one-time supermarket tabloid Weekly World News from American Media Operations Inc., it was announced over the weekend.

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Group Announcement: Weakly World News

Imagine Newsvine as a book store...in amongst its revered aisles you have many weighty tomes full of valuable information and provocative tales. You wander through your favourite aisles, checking to see if your pet authors have written anything new lately.

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For three years, I "reported" on Elvis and aliens for the Weekly World News. Now it's published its last issue. The checkout aisle -- and my career -- will never be the same.

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I was, at first, confused about whether I was supposed to write true offbeat news, general satire or complete fabrication. So I asked.

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Alas, the Weekly World News, long a stalwart of reportage no one else dared to print, is going out of business.

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omewhere in Kalamazoo, Elvis weeps: The Weekly World News is folding.

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*NOTE: Filing this under the category "World News" seemed appropriate.

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