Meta Vine: Peace Group Opens, Hot-Guys Closes, and other News of the Day

A brief summary of today's Headlines:

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WWN: A new Presidential candidate emerges, then submerges

The entire political spectrum was shaken up this morning at 4 a.m, when a new candidate for President entered the race.

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Disney to Purchase Iraq

August 31, 2007 Robert "Bob" Iger, CEO of the Walt Disney Company, announced today that Disney plans to purchase the nation of Iraq from Halliburton for the sum of 15 billion dollars U.S.

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Not sure about this, but consumatingthe mariage in one sixth the gravity could be interesting! Just dont get too carried away..!

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I was, at first, confused about whether I was supposed to write true offbeat news, general satire or complete fabrication. So I asked.

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