Happy Halloween! You're banned from Xbox Live.Source: Joystiq
We hope your recent forays into piracy merely involve you donning a hook and eyepatch for a debaucherous costume party, or else you likely received a message from Microsoft like the headline of this post.

Well today ends a 3 week ordeal that clearly wasn't worth it, but nonetheless continued the Don Quixote crusade on behalf of my 12 year old boy.
Lesson learned, don't trust Micro$oft in ANYTHING.
Hackers Target Xbox LiveSource: InternetNews.com
"Though the Xbox doesn't have the number one market share, it is the top target for hackers," Boyd said. "Xbox Live has 17 million plus subscribers and that service requires payment."

Microsoft's press conference is over and here is what was talked about and revealed.
Xbox Live will be getting exclusive downloadable song "All you need is Love" for Rock Band Beetles.
They had a demo for Tony Hawk Ride
Zune Marketplace Comes To Xbox LiveSource: Kotaku
Microsoft's Microsoft's Chris Stevenson has announced that the Zune Marketplace - and everything available on it - is to be made available to Xbox 360 owners. The catch is that it will only be avaible in certain places.
Twisted joke infuriates mother, fatherSource: nbc-2.com
CHARLOTTE COUNTY: An ad that that showed up on Xbox live turned out to be a fake. Someone posted a false ad claiming a mother was selling her two-year-old child!
The innocence in one Charlotte County home vanished recently and it all began with a phone call to Christa Manos.
Resident Evil 5 Demo Released Exclusively for Xbox 360Source: ve3d.ign.com
Xbox 360 is inviting members of Xbox LIVE to be among the first to get hands on with an exclusive, playable demo of the upcoming "Resident Evil 5," available one week before anywhere else, starting today for Xbox LIVE Gold members.* The launch means that millions of Xbox LIVE …
IGN: Hacked on Xbox 360: A Victim's TaleSource: xbox360.ign.com
Seven tips to avoid being hacked on Xbox Live
Here are a few things you should do to protect your Xbox Live account, compiled from other users (special thanks to MDK x2002x), my own experiences, and Stephen Toulouse:
iiNet makes Xbox LIVE content quota freeSource: whirlpool.net.au
iiNet has continued to expand its quota-free content, with the addition of Xbox LIVE downloads in an official partnership with the service.
Xbox 360 Live 3-Month Gold Card price cut to $15.96Source:
Amazon.com on Tues. price cut Microsoft Corp.'s Xbox 360 Live 3-Month Gold Card to under $16 in a new round of video game discounts.
The Xbox 360 Live 3-Month Gold Card was discounted to $15.96, a 20 percent discount from the $19.99 MSRP.
Microsoft confirms details of the upcoming new Xbox Live DashboardSource: current.com.au
In terms of details, in addition to the new look and feel, Jenkins confirmed that it will allow the game to be installed on the hard drive, but the game disc will still be required to activate the game — a function designed to prevent piracy.
Xbox Live Presidential Poll ResultsSource: xboxlive.ign.com
September 22, 2008 - The results of last week's unofficial presidential poll on Xbox Live are in and users have come out in support of Senator Barack Obama by a 12% margin.
Register to Vote Using XBox 360Source: theinquirer.net
STARTING THIS PAST MONDAY, Americans can use their Xbox Live service to register to vote in the upcoming presidentials.

The NFL Madden 09 demo went up on Xbox Live and PSN this Thursday, giving football aficionados and casual fans alike a chance to check out the 20th installment in the Madden franchise.
Madden, Facebreaker Demos on Xbox LiveSource: 1up
Major Nelson drops word this morning that a pair of new playable demos are available on the Xbox Live Marketplace, both of upcoming EA Sports titles...

Statuesque obelisks stand transfixed in the distance. The stillness grips the cold air surrounding you. You feel the trembling palpitations of warriors, the shuddering cacophony of bestial roars.